Two Beers

What is Two Beers?


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The amount of alcohol any drunk driver will tell the police officer he/she has had, in response to the question "Have you been drinking tonight?"

The cop asked Jack how much he had to drink and he said "Two beers ocifer."

See few, drunk, drinking, driving


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