Two Can Van Damme

What is Two Can Van Damme?


1.

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

See drinking, alcohol, lightweight, pussy

2.

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

See drunk, split, jgf


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