Two Can Van Damme

What is Two Can Van Damme?

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

See drinking, alcohol, lightweight, pussy

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

See drunk, split, jgf

Queerbox

1. A heavy box full of gay people. Ouch! My toe broke after the queerbox fell upon it. See twinkie 2. a big heavy box full of queer D:..

Epic Rape

1. To own or "rape" someone so bad it becomes legendary. Death may ensue the person who was owned. Did you see the StarCraft mat..

Hanzel

1. A person who has amassed a large amount of groupies in World of Warcraft. Look at him, what a Hanzel. See gixer, famous, whore, pimp, ..

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