What is Two Can Van Damme?
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Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.
Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?
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It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.
"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"
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oldfasion name for balls
when you run down stairs with loose underware, your balls smack whitch makes it doosmackeys
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