Two Cocks In The Mouth Is Better Than Three In The Ass.

What is Two Cocks In The Mouth Is Better Than Three In The Ass.?

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modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

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