Two Date Rule

What is Two Date Rule?


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FOR AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL:The point at which if a woman has'nt decided to do you(Trust me.-She knows.)...END.ALLNTACT! Either she's not into you...or worse...she'll continue to let you waste money time and attention on her.Painful as it may be-turn the page.Helpful hint:The wealthier you become...the more the world looks like a catalog.

FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"

Lucky fux!

DUDE 1:"So you takin' Mandy out tonite?"

DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.

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