What is Two Days?
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Used by men to describe a particularly unclean woman to another man who is interested in her. Unclean can be taken just about any way you wish, however it usually refers to an STD or a pungent odor.
Comes from the amount of days it will take to get the smell of her vagina off of your hand.
Jimmy, you don't want anything to do with that girl. She's got two days.
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