Two Dicks

What is Two Dicks?


1.

an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.

Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!

apprentice:Huh?

Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!

See tosser, wanker, grommit, dick head


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