Two Dildos Edit Meaning

1. All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving). I got out of work e..

1. The act of a man covering his scrotum with chocolate syrup, as if to appear as two truffles, while a woman is below the scrotum getting ..

1. The act of putting one's car up for sale. My car is running like shit so I gave it a Jewish tune-up. See jewish, tune, up..