Two Dogs Edit Meaning

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Mediocre; run of the mill; as if by chance (Australia). From the Australian national joke: A young Indian brave goes to his Chief to ask for advice. "Chief?" he asked. "How do you choose the names you give us?" The old man responds, "You see your friend there? I named him Soaring Eagle after the first thing that I saw when he was born. That goes for everyone I name. But you of all the braves should know this, Two Dogs Fucking."

"G'day mate. How was the band last night?"

"Two dogs. Might as well've stayed home."

"Crikes. I heard they was good."

See mediocre, common, usual, run of the mill