What is Two Door Shit?
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A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.
There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.
A four door shit would be legendary.
"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"
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When you accidently smack into someone's car.
oopps! I shouldn't have ran that red light, I almost caused a smacsadent!
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A hideous looking person. Could be male or female
To name a couple of classic Horror Pigs; Ann Widdecombe or Keith Richards.
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