What is Two Door Shit?
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A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.
There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.
A four door shit would be legendary.
"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"
Random Words:
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To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.
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