What is Two Door Shit?
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A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.
There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.
A four door shit would be legendary.
"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"
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It can be applied to someone whose face has been changed because they watched animals do it.
John denver can be considered enviropornou..