Two Dozen

What is Two Dozen?


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(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

See Jake


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