What is Two Eyed Pirate?
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when haveing a 69 with the guy on bottom and befor the the guy has a chance to sqirt the gurl goes all in your eyes you cant see then you flip out jump up and stub your toe on the table then you hop around on one foot
i was eating this bitch and she two eyed pirate all in my face so i flipped and hit my toes off the table FUCK IT SUCKED
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a general name for a sexual act performed by a female on a males penis
person 1:"the other night lindsey was oomp oompin on a wang..
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Some who likes to be used by other people (someone who hookes up wit a lot of people)
Jen is such a f*cken Useie Whore!
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