Two Eyed Pirate

What is Two Eyed Pirate?

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when haveing a 69 with the guy on bottom and befor the the guy has a chance to sqirt the gurl goes all in your eyes you cant see then you flip out jump up and stub your toe on the table then you hop around on one foot

i was eating this bitch and she two eyed pirate all in my face so i flipped and hit my toes off the table FUCK IT SUCKED

See bitch, 69, fucking, bitches
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