Two Eyed Pirate

What is Two Eyed Pirate?

1.

when haveing a 69 with the guy on bottom and befor the the guy has a chance to sqirt the gurl goes all in your eyes you cant see then you flip out jump up and stub your toe on the table then you hop around on one foot

i was eating this bitch and she two eyed pirate all in my face so i flipped and hit my toes off the table FUCK IT SUCKED

See bitch, 69, fucking, bitches
31

Random Words:

Vonner
1. one who is really good; also refurred to as a wesley person 1: Dude your a beast at basketball person 2: Do you mean I'm a Vonner..
Read more
Planet Terror Zombie
1. Planet Terror Zombie 1. any member of the female gender that is rated below a 1 on the traditional hot or not scale. - Puh-Lah-nut Teh..
Read more
General Douchebaggery
1. The quality of being a douchebag in an unspecified manner. John: Andrew, why did you punch Todd in the face? What did he do? Andrew: N..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free