Two Eyes One Girl

What is Two Eyes One Girl?

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1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.

2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.

1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"

Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"

2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"

Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away]
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