Two Feet And A Heartbeat

What is Two Feet And A Heartbeat?

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What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

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