Two Finger Discount

What is Two Finger Discount?


1.

Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.

"I did not see you buy that candy bar."

"I helped myself to a two finger discount."

See stealing, shoplifting, theft, thieving, discount


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