What is Two Finger Discount?
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Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.
"I did not see you buy that candy bar."
"I helped myself to a two finger discount."
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A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.
omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
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