What is Two Finger Shoe Horn?
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The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.
When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.
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often dances with Lysol and attends the Pow-Wows.
"I don't know Johnny Two-Face who dances with Lysol"..