What is Two Finger Surprise?
1.
a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.
Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.
...that sounds dirty...
Random Words:
1.
I love you so fuckin much forever and always no matter what.
Used on the internet and texting.
Messenger
Boyfriend: Bye Babes, ily x
..
1.
The penis (as opposed to the upper, real brain, which is located in your skull). Used as a metaphor for male sexual urges. "Thinkin..
1.
1. The ultimate forum hijacking post.
2. An attempt by someone intelligent to end a thread that should have died long before said &quo..
