Two Finger Surprise

What is Two Finger Surprise?


1.

a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.

Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.

...that sounds dirty...


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