Two Guys One Cup Edit Meaning

1. A free standing turd that mysteriously stands erect out of the toilet water. Dude, I can't believe it. I stood up and there it was..

1. The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none. I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so ..

1. The act of sticking ones thumb in the ass of another as they bend over and yelling quart low. Little kids love to do this to parents in ..