Two Midgets And My Grandma

What is Two Midgets And My Grandma?

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This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.

O my sweet Jesuslast night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With

two midgets and my grandma

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