What is Two Monkeys Fucking A Football?
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When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
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The act of making a girl leave after a night of sexual destruction by telling her that he has clymydia/crabs/etc. and that he is pretty ..
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When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face
Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!..
