What is Two Monkeys Fucking A Football?
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When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
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An overweight person prone to order all types of fatty foods but concludes with a diet coke at the end of the request.
She's a die..
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The sweat at the top of ones ass crack.
"Mike, i've got some mean cheddar swea wanna smell?" "No. That's gross..
