What is Two Monkeys Fucking A Football?
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When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
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A good problem to have.
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The CONTAINER that a lady uses to store a gentleman's LOG, in the hope that it will eventually LIGHT HER FIRE.
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