What is Two Monkeys Fucking A Football?
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When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
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the time the dude takes to respond to texts.
"his hollaback period is usually 3 minutes, don't freak out, its only been 2 min..
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A term used to describe an objects insanely high rate of speed.
joe: why were you late for work today mike?
mike: cause the douche-bag..
