What is Two Monkeys Fucking A Football?
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When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
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To motivate, same as incentivize, but it sounds better.
We're going to incentivate the employees with cash rewards, raises, promot..
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A measurement of evil.
Where 1000 millicheneys represents absolute evil.
"That Saddam was really evil, he tortured people and eve..
