What is Two Monkeys Fucking A Football?
1.
When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
Random Words:
1.
Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 -..
1.
A suburb north of Wellington New Zealand known to be a haven for white trash,boy racing fuckwits and small dicked baby booming consumers..