Two Nails On A Board

What is Two Nails On A Board?


1.

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

See boob, boobs, flat, nails, board


68

Random Words:

1. Anything that is ridiculous, offensive, sad, depressing or ruining of a good time. This word may be a variation of the phrase "oofa..
1. A flannelette shirt, typically worn by Aussie bogans Haha, nice flanno, mate..
1. drunk, hammered, wasted, plastered, faded "I drank 10 vodka pineapples last night and got so shit tossed" 2. getting extrem..