Two Nails On A Board

What is Two Nails On A Board?


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This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

See boob, boobs, flat, nails, board


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