Two Of Diamonds

What is Two Of Diamonds?

the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.

"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."

Uberslap

1. A slap so powerful, only the divine can deliver it upon sinful mortals. I had a dream last night the Jesus uberslapped me. The force of..

Zac Choy

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Quagging

1. The sound which eminates from the throat of someone administering a very rough blowjob or is having their face fucked. Often exaggereate..

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