Two Of Diamonds

What is Two Of Diamonds?

the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.

"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."

Queertarded

1. when something is BEYOND gaytarded, it's queertarded. d00d 1: damn ! someone ate all my eggos... d00d 2: d00d, that is queertard..

Fucked Upper

1. (a) more fucked up (b) a person who is strange looking above the waist (a) today was more fucked upper than yesterday. (b) that chick..

Boobable

1. to be able to seduce men with boobs Ann is boobable, since she got a breast implant. See boobs, seduce, sexy, women, boofable..

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