Two Of Diamonds

What is Two Of Diamonds?

the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.

"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."

Non-event

1. a disappointing occasion which was not interesting, especially one which was expected to be exciting and important The party turned out..

Security Deposit

1. Ejaculation into a condom. Bob: I hope you used protection with that ho you banged last night. Joe: Yeah, I made a security deposit. ..

Nigga Plz

1. A response used to show disbelief or anger at a statement made by your tightest of nigs. Tightest Nig: "Yo for real when your fuck..

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