Two Of Diamonds

What is Two Of Diamonds?

the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.

"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."

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