Two Of Diamonds

What is Two Of Diamonds?

the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.

"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."

Joe Blow

1. Generic term for "the average guy." The "man on the street," so to speak. Sometimes lengthened to "Joe Blow fro..

Money Tooth

1. The tooth that the tooth fairy pays triple for. This is my last tooth. It's also my money tooth. EXTRA MONEY !! See money, tooth ..

Car Fries

1. Fresh fries acquired from any fast food drive-thru consumed in the car on the way home. "Damn, these are some good car fries."..

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