Two Of Spades

What is Two Of Spades?

A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek.

Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".

See spades, mushroom stamp, cockslap, cock, dick

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