Two Pair Edit Meaning

1. sewing nuts onto squirral merkins! "arse candle...no! slotnot!"..

1. An annoying younger sibling or relative. I'd go to the movies with you, but my parents left me with the damn Lappyshunk today...

1. When someone is immune to being arrested by the police because they are too filthy to touch. Typically, this would be a skid row bum who..