Two Pants

What is Two Pants?

Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.

- You can call me mr. two pants!

- Why?

- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden

- Oh, cool!

See two, pants, sex, girls

Grammarcide

1. The complete and utter destruction of syntax in any sentence. Junior: Jim Bob, Wasn't they just trying to broke into your apartmen..

Nutsaw

1. A cock blocker That girl wants to talk about feelings, what a nutsaw!..

Tse

1. he, or she, without sexual meaningn be either he, she, or something completely different. "tse went to school this morning." ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Two Pants Edit Meaning