Two Per Edit Meaning

1. So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny. I drank that whole..

1. The university with the ugliest and most superficial and materialistic guys in whole of Melbourne. Oh, no, he's from Melbourne Uni..

1. a graphic way to describe one gaining moisture in personal areas during sexual arousal. "Yo she got so nubbed up she started taper..