Two Per Edit Meaning

1. An inane dolt who lacks any sort of perception in any matter. mostobtuse: hey douchebag joe: who you calling douchebag, you're so..

1. A large pile of unwashed laundry that accumulates in the corner of ones room, common amongst teenage men. An overflowing laundry basket...

1. Jizzing in your hand and giving a face wash with it. Dude, I just gave my bitch a facecloth. See Dirty Sanchez..