Two Points

What is Two Points?


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Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.

Example One

Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).

Guy 2: Two points.

Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)

Legolas: I fire another arrow!

DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.

DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.

DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.

DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?

Aragorn: Two points.

Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?

See 2 points, good shot, gutted, owned, very good


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