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Receiving a handjob, with chewas a lubricant. Extra credit if the receiver hums Dueling Banjos in midst of orgasm.
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Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday.
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a semi homosexual redneck caucasion male. who normally works in the excavating business. and tends to wear tight work pants and extra sm..