What is Two Pump Chump?
1.
A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
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One who enters the
Steve is a two pump chump.
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3.
Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...
"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
Random Words:
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boobs that hang and or sag low(see cowboobs or utters)
man1: yo see that girl? she had gopher boobs!
man2: gopher boobs? what are they..
1.
A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.
Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..
