What is Two Pump Chump?
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A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
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One who enters the
Steve is a two pump chump.
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3.
Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...
"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
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