What is Two Pump Chump?
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A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
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One who enters the
Steve is a two pump chump.
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Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...
"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
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when one magical creature ( witch, wizard, goblin, giant, etc) fucks the corpse of another magical creature. While this is going on the ..
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when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph.
Dude, that girl just totally queefe nood..
