Two Pump Chump

What is Two Pump Chump?


1.

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

2.

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

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3.

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...

"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."


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