Two Pump Jump

What is Two Pump Jump?

A quickie that isn't meant to be a quickie. when your guy is premature in the sack. usually used with negative connotations.

"So how was last night?"

"dinner was good, movie was ok, then we went back to his place"

"and...?"

"well it was a two pump jump, so i was home by curfew"

"boo"

See quickie, premature ejaculation, one minute man, coitus interruptus

Grundle Bears

1. A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper. In order for it t..

Yanker

1. Simply a Yank that's also a Wanker!! This American guy kept asking obvious questions in the lecture, the lecture took an extra 15 ..

Virtual Foo

1. Mutual Masturbation (FOO, as in Fire One Off) using video chat Dan and Daniella could't stand the build of sexual tension while ap..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Two Pump Jump Edit Meaning