Two Pump Jump

What is Two Pump Jump?

A quickie that isn't meant to be a quickie. when your guy is premature in the sack. usually used with negative connotations.

"So how was last night?"

"dinner was good, movie was ok, then we went back to his place"

"and...?"

"well it was a two pump jump, so i was home by curfew"

"boo"

See quickie, premature ejaculation, one minute man, coitus interruptus

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