What is Two Pump Jump?
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A quickie that isn't meant to be a quickie. when your guy is premature in the sack. usually used with negative connotations.
"So how was last night?"
"dinner was good, movie was ok, then we went back to his place"
"and...?"
"well it was a two pump jump, so i was home by curfew"
"boo"
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a doctor that just plays with your balls for 5 minutes to tell you something stupid like
"you have an expanded bladder"
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to lick an incredicbly stupid and badly hygeined person.
you are a fucking doofuslicker
See dumb, doofuslicker, nasty, sick, retarded..