What is Two Scoops?
1.
When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.
Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!
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2.
adding emphasis or compounding an existing feeling or observation.
Guy #1- What the hell is wrong with that quiet guy who sits in the back cubicle?
Guy #2- IDK? but he's looks like two scoops of "I shoot people in the work place".
Guy 1#- We better get him a Snickers ASAP!
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3.
1. The fine power at the bottom of a bag of marijuana. Named for it's ability to be 'scooped up' by a bong-bowl.
1. J: "Bro, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
M: "Two scoops!"
J: "Shoot!"
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4.
1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.
My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.
I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.
5.
1. Descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.
2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.
"Check out two scoops over there in the red sweater."
"Check the hottie over in the corner."
"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."
"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."
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