Two Second Dave

What is Two Second Dave?

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

See bhj, steph, jewish, hand job, cock, dick, cum, precum

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