Two Second Dave

What is Two Second Dave?

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

See bhj, steph, jewish, hand job, cock, dick, cum, precum

Mutha-fucka

1. Mother Fucker. Meaning a dickhead or friend. Or rarely someone who fucks someone's mum. "That mutha-fucka has pissed me off ..

W.a.m.p

1. wet ass mutha-fukin pussy ayo girl can I get some dome? Caus i know you got that w.a.m.p See wamp, wamp wamp, wet, hoe, dome..

Buff-nugly

1. a butt fucking ugly person man that bitch david was with is buff-nugly See ugly, dog, fugly, icky..

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