Two Second Dave

What is Two Second Dave?

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

See bhj, steph, jewish, hand job, cock, dick, cum, precum

Flesh Mitten

1. an alternate name for a womans vagina. I stuck four fingers in her flesh mitten last night. See pussy, beaver, cunt, pink taco, gash ..

Playpen

1. Contrary to the Crib, this is the home of your girlfriend or occasional female encounter I'm going to the playpen to chill with my..

Zing Zing Zooma

1. to pleasure ones self with a fast operating lube omg i walked in when you ...were? sorry I was like ...zing zing zooma See zing, zing..

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