Two Second Dave

What is Two Second Dave?

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

See bhj, steph, jewish, hand job, cock, dick, cum, precum

Kicked In The Nuts

1. One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts. (orange fro ..

Yaddlepuff

1. Smoking the magical green herb. "You know what would be dope? if they hollowed out the bottom of these cookies, and filled them wi..

Hal 9000

1. HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic Computer)- is an artificial intelligence. HAL became operational on January 12, 1997, at the ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Two Second Dave Edit Meaning