Two Second Dave

What is Two Second Dave?

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

See bhj, steph, jewish, hand job, cock, dick, cum, precum

Quadpuss

1. A male with no wiener. Klopack is such a quadpuss See klopack, asian, canadian 1. A male with no wiener. Klopack is such a quadpuss..

/plow

1. Rough cybersex, cybersex between two "races" in an online RPG. It's time to /plow, let's get it on, baby!..

Zamfir

1. master of the pan flute. duh. um... zamfir is the master of the pan flute. seriously. See Yep..

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