Two Shits And A Fuck

What is Two Shits And A Fuck?


1.

Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.

Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.

Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...

Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.

See two, shits, fuck, fuck off, kill yourself

2.

A reaction to a very unlikable situation that could possibly make or break your life

Person A: I just cheated on my boyfriend with the most popular guy in school!

Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!

Person A: Two shits and a fuck!

See two, shits, and, a, fuck


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