What is Two Shits And A Fuck?
1.
Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.
Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.
Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...
Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.
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2.
A reaction to a very unlikable situation that could possibly make or break your life
Person A: I just cheated on my boyfriend with the most popular guy in school!
Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!
Person A: Two shits and a fuck!
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