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A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a f..
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God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch!
"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"
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Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.
He was so drunk..