Two Ton Tessy Edit Meaning

1. Just another synonym for semen. "I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog." ..

1. A girl who cannot function unless she has had her daily dosage of dick n da booty... Damn dude if your looking to get a smelly burrito,..

1. Something that was finalized, but then fell apart due to external influences. e.g. a trip itinerary that no longer works out because one..