Two Ton Tessy

What is Two Ton Tessy?


1.

a enormously fat fucking female.

weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.

See fatty, obese, eww


87

Random Words:

1. Like a zombie, but differnt in that a zmobie eats bairns instead of brains. Ahhh! The zmobies are coming! See zombie, bairns, brains, ..
1. I heard Dave Chappelle use it once in an outtake (season 2... Samuel Jackson Beer?). I think he really meant to say mothafucka/ motherf..
1. A person who exhibits diva-like behavior but who is in fact exceptionally mediocre; at least she's exceptional at something. She ma..