Two Ton Tessy Edit Meaning

1. A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood. Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending mac..

1. to forcefully shove a cracker up anouther person's ass Dont piss me off, i might have to midousal you! See weird, disturbing, sex..

1. A super nasty and crappy tasting pina colada. when given, the drinker turns an unusuial shade of green, and usually lashes out at other..