Two Ton Tessy Edit Meaning

1. BEST THING SINCE Guns N' Roses! They are friggen awsome. Their guitarist is the BEST in the world :P SLASH OWNS ALL!!! Slash=Guit..

1. A person who Eye-Humps others. Is often also a Butter Golem or otherwise resembles a living, drooling mass of pizza dough. Eye-Humpers..

1. A Pacific Islander looking person. Usually referred to Samoans or Tongans. "Man, that alofa's huge" See loid, lloyd, mo..