Two Ton Tessy Edit Meaning

1. n. The opposite of gaydar. A device used to measure the heterosexuality of an individual. His rating is a 9 out of 10 on the Hetrometer..

1. A dangerous game of chance in which a student chooses not to do any of his homework, counting on the next day of school being a snow day..

1. GUT-sull n. Sexual relations that begin with a submissive party powdering the anus of a dominate party. The powder is normally talc but..