What is Two Waitresses To Go With Nothing On Them?
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An interesting thing to order at a
Drive through speaker: Is that everything?
Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.
Drive though speaker: <Silence>
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Spending 16 months alone with my daughter while my husband is in Iraq, Afganistan, Korea or Germany. It is my husband missing 1/2 of our..
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Abortion performed with a coat hanger.
"She got a nigger abortion when she was 19 and got infected and now she is sterile."
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when you fart, especialy really wet, loud, or extra bad.
you might not wanna sit there, doughboy was just sitting there and he was maki..
