Two Waitresses To Go With Nothing On Them

What is Two Waitresses To Go With Nothing On Them?

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An interesting thing to order at a McDonaldsdrive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

See mcdonalds, burger king, harveys, licks, wendys

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