Twobird

What is Twobird?


1.

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."

Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

See twobird, poop, masturbate, stone

2.

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate (poop) and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."

Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

See twobird, poop, beat off, masturbate, two, bird, shit


69

Random Words:

1. Big headed and nerdy kid who tends to piss everyone off with his ignorant comments. (troll) zero1: BLAH BLAH BLAH Bob: Go back to your..
1. A person you hope you never meet while in prison. Bubba: You see that guy there? OZ: Yeah, what about him? Bubba: he's called th..
1. A creature similar to a liar bird. It mimmicks the black-rap jiggy stylings of artists such as Tupac in an attempt to convince casual o..