Twobird

What is Twobird?


1.

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."

Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

See twobird, poop, masturbate, stone

2.

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate (poop) and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."

Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

See twobird, poop, beat off, masturbate, two, bird, shit


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