Twobird

What is Twobird?

1.

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."

Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

See twobird, poop, masturbate, stone

2.

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate (poop) and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."

Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

See twobird, poop, beat off, masturbate, two, bird, shit
69

Random Words:

Damsel Complex
1. When one refuses to take relationships seriously until the perfect person comes along. They usually have sex with the person they are &q..
Read more
Bamman
1. To "pull a bamman" is to hook up with a girl of the larger persuasion, usually weighing more than yourself. Mentioning of this..
Read more
Zellwegered
1. (v.) letting some random stranger have the luxury of paying for your overpriced restaurant meal. 'Man, I hit it big last night, I ..
Read more
Book Banner