Twocker

What is Twocker?


1.

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without Owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

See twock, twocked, steal, joy ride

2.

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.

That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!

See twock, twocked, steal, joy ride

3.

A Northern English term describing those also commonly referred to as chavs and townies and elsewhere as Kevs and Neds. They are ignorant people who tend to wear sports clothing, large chains and baseball caps. They apparently have little intelligence and fewer principles. The word originates from TWOC meaning 'taking without consent'

That twocker has just beaten that OAP for her pension money

See chav, townie, ned, kev, dreg

4.

From the species Chavster Twockeri.

Wears a baseball cap (burberry usually), Banded Shirts and Jackets (nickleson or mckenzie), white trainers (reebok classics), Gold Pendants, chains and rings.

Go around town p1ssing about, sometimes stealing, hard to tell if its male or female.

some twocker slag stole my 7610

See Ismail

1.

a person(s), clad with rockport shoes tracksuit bottoms and burberry cap, they need not have nicked anything they just look fucking dodgey fullstop.

look at that twocker over there, what a dick!

See ozzy


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