Two-dudes

What is Two-dudes?


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verb.

When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."

Similar to cock blockor buzzkill.

Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."

"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.

(v.) I was mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!

(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.

(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.

(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.

See cock block, buzz kill, ruined, fucked up


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