What is Two-egg Breakfast?
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When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"
My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.
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An apotemnphile person is someone who gets horny by the thought of losing a body part.
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a creature of massive sexiness who will blow your mind.
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