What is Two-egg Breakfast?
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When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"
My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.
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A sliff rolled by using scraps collected from nubbys. Nasty tasting, disgusting.
"Ah man, he's smoking a nubby spliff"
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a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals
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NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (us..
