Two-egg Breakfast

What is Two-egg Breakfast?

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When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"

My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.

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