Twoeyes Edit Meaning

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A TwoEyes generally has an acute Sean Connery disorder, may also occasionally be disguised as a common garden gnome. May or may not turn green and rip apart garments randomly when or if aroused. Can be identified by certain sounds ie: giggling like a small girl on speed. If you hear this sound, simply follow these simple steps, #1. use extreme caution when or if approaching, #2. Inform him there is a tall skinny girl behind any door where a staircase might be behind it. #3. DO NOT, I repeat, do not complain about being cold while communicating with a TwoEyes. #4. if all else fails one can usually be frightened off by a :poke: May also become obsessed with asymmetrical breasts and may proceed to rant at length about how wonderful they are.

Recently, rumors have been circulating, that species have evolved into hairless examples.

This is however yet to be confirmed but it is feared that that sex change may be imminent

<TwoEyes> 'yellow, teeeheee heee teeeheee heee'