Two-face

What is Two-face?


1.

What most people are. Like really. If everybody walked around saying what they really thought shit wouldn't get done!

Dude 1: That's a lovely new dress Mrs. Beaufort.

Mrs. Beaufort: Why thank you!

Dude 1: **whispers** Makes you look like a whale you fat cow.

Dude 2: Dude, you are such a two-face.

Dude 1: It's true!

See two-face, duplicity, fake, phoney, seinfeld, fat, cow, dude, monkey

2.

Someone who pretends to be your friend but talks negatively about you when you're not around

I thought Kaila was my friend, but it turns out she talks shit about me behind my back, what a two-face.

See liar, friend, back-stabbing, ingenuine

3.

noun. A facial front and profile that look like two different people. Can make someone unattractive.

You're beer goggling man, she has a two-face! From the side she looks like Xena Warrior Princess, but from the front she looks like Roseanne Arnold!

4.

The "crime name" of Attorney General Herman Dent.

Cutty 1: Who this?

Cutty 2: I'm Two-face, bitch!

Cutty 1: Streets is watchin'

See batman, movie, attorney, villain, riddler

5.

When you finger a girl on her period and then finish on your hand, wiping it across one half of her face.

"I totally Two-Faced that girl last night."

See two face, 2face, twofer, batman, faced


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