Twofootitus

What is Twofootitus?

An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat

Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking that a 19 foot boat would be nice. Jimmy has twofootitus.

Hit Your Hard

1. chronic masturbation, its pretty hardcore. "hi bacon, whats up?" "not much...." "you hit your hard a lot&quo..

Unfadeable

1. That which is unstoppable -- particularly one that cannot be compared to. That dude Heavy D up in the 5 and dime is truly unfadeable. ..

Alaskan Billy Goat

1. When a girl shaves your gouch then she gives you a blow job then you sperm in her mouth and she spits the sperm in your beard. Dude i ..

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