Twofootitus

What is Twofootitus?

An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat

Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking that a 19 foot boat would be nice. Jimmy has twofootitus.

Cheating Husband

1. "hooking up" with girls, even if they're 10 years younger than him and have boyfriends. Yet he says these hook-up girls a..

Pissing With The Door Open

1. Laying all cards on the table; having nothing to hide and no false pretence of dignity. "You think that used car's more compl..

Ftbrg

1. Stands for "Fuck That Butt Real Good" originated from a goon story from SA forums. UT: Im off to see Amanda again, were goin..

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