Two-inch Rule

What is Two-inch Rule?


1.

A rule used by women practicing "abstinence." You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.

"Elizabeth, I can't believe you lost it to Chuck."

"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I'm still a virgin."

See virgin, abstinence

2.

A rule used by women saving themselves for marriage. You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.

"I can't believe you lost your virginity to Chuck."

"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."

See teeny, virgin, abstinence


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