Twok Edit Meaning

1.

To steal. an abreviation of the common juveline crime of 'Taken Without Consent' usualy applied to motor vehicles stolen by chavs.

"What you in for?";

"Twok on a Beamer, sweat ride..."

2.

to twok is to steal someting

lets twok his car

3.

Adj. Very strong. Usually used to describe a person but can also describe the alcoholic content of a drink.

"I wouldn't mess with him, he's well twok"

"That drink is proper twok"

4.

Abbreviation for "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"

5.

The sound produced when hitting someone on the head with a stone attached to a length of string.

swish, twok, "ouch!!!!!!!"

6.

A two-pronged meat serving fork

He used a twok and a knife to carve the turkey

See Motang

7.

Idiot who wears sports labels etc., goes round stealing things or claiming to to make him or herself look cool. As a general rule is part of an inbred tribe, usually of a white working class background. Spineless idiot that only attacks in packs, usually only attacking those that are different. Legendary quotes include "Where you callingmy pint a poof", "'Ere, are you a goff" "We don't like people like yuo round 'ere" "Ere, lend us some bus fare, mate"AKA Chav, Scallie, Trendy etc. You know the type. They're the majority that end up working Maccie D's 9-5 in order to feed their children that they had age 12. Often dating (read as screwing) Chip Fat Chibs, the sort of bottom feeding female that chews gum all the time and wears a shell suit caked in cider-vomit.

Check out that twok. Hasn't he had about 20 fag breaks today? Sure has Bob. Better fire him.