Twonk

What is Twonk?


1.

Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.

Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner

You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?

See twerp, berk, twat, git, fool, prat, gimp

2.

Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.

I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.

See twat, plonker, idiot, retard, stupid

3.

A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.

"... and then I fell flat on my face!"

"haha you twonk"

See wanker, twat, plonker, insult, silly

4.

Somebody That Has Strange Or Idiotic Behaviour.

1: What Time You Coming Out

2: I Already Told You, You Twonkk

See idiot, strange, wierd, forgetful, silly

5.

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

See flatley

6.

idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!

Teacher... Whats 5 times 6

10th year kid... Umm... 56...

Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!

7.

idiot, thick-head etc

James: i fink kelly o iz FIT

Tim: james, u r such a twonk!


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