What is Twonk?
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Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner
You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?
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2.
Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.
I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.
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3.
A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.
"... and then I fell flat on my face!"
"haha you twonk"
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4.
Somebody That Has Strange Or Idiotic Behaviour.
1: What Time You Coming Out
2: I Already Told You, You Twonkk
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5.
Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit
"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"
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6.
idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!
Teacher... Whats 5 times 6
10th year kid... Umm... 56...
Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!
7.
idiot, thick-head etc
James: i fink kelly o iz FIT
Tim: james, u r such a twonk!