Twonker Edit Meaning

1.

a cross between a twat and a wanker.

Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

2.

An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.

You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit

See Squid

3.

Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode

singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")

See twonk, wanker, plonker, loser, dickhead

4.

one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the vagina

Alice gave Tiffany a twonk with all her might

See Bob Hope

5.

one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina

Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might

See Bob Hope

6.

A dump when turds fly out hitting the water making a "twonk" sound.

I just took a massive twonker and now my butt is wet.

See crap, fart, poop, dump, butt