Two-nobber

What is Two-nobber?

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.

"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"

"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."

See whisky dick, bad in bed, bad sex

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