Two-nobber

What is Two-nobber?

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.

"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"

"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."

See whisky dick, bad in bed, bad sex

Rectophile

1. A Rectum-raider who is addicted to inserting his erect love missile into other men's turd tunnels "Get away from me you f*cki..

Jammy Smeg Head

1. The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman! Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a v..

A-hater

1. A self-righteous punk who spends his life making insulting remarks about the United States on internet message boards and threads withou..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Two-nobber Edit Meaning