What is Two-pint-martin?
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A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.
Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.
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1. a long and usually unstable column of ash that occurs from not ashing a burning cigarette
2. cremated remains of a female grandpare..
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More kickass than kick ass and more bitchin than normal.
Antonym to lickety-ass-sniffin.
Man, was that mullet ever kickety-ass-bitchin..