What is Two-pint-martin?
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A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.
Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.
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When you're so fucking fat your legs rub against each other creating crotch friction, possibly leading to a fire in your panties.
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banal discourse that makes you want to throw up
they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours
See gavin..
