What is Two-pump-chump?
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A guy who, during sex, can't contain his load for more than two measly thrusts. This leaves the woman shocked and extremely unsatisfied. Such men should either 1. Be shot 2. Kill themselves or 3. Become a priest. Such pathetic actions can evoke a very Angry Beaver.
My ex-boyfriend was a two-pump-chump, that's why he's my EX boyfriend.
I was so wasted last night that I was a two pump chump and passed the fuck out but now my girlfriend has an Angry Beaver.
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A phrase telling somebody to get the fuck out of here.
Same as “Kick Rocks”
Mother fucker if you don’t like it then “Kick Stones”
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1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper ha..
