Twos Edit Meaning

1.

noun. to give someone twos on a cigarette is to smoke half of it then give them the rest to finish. More commonly done by boys as it is less considerate.

verb. to "twos" a cigarette is to smoke one together, taking a couple of drags then swapping. More commonly done by girls.

"I met this well safe tramp the other day; he gave me twos on a rollie"

"That's so dirty..."

"Don't worry babe; tell you what, lets have some wine and twos a fag outside"

See fag, toke, drag, ciggy, rollie

2.

when someone smokes a fag, you say twos to get half

set me twos on that fag mcsporran!

See cigarette, fag, half, reds, smoking

3.

Twos is a special word. While it can be used in relation to cigarettes, it makes more sense to apply it to joints.

It makes sense as a noun -

Adjective -

imperative -

verb

Basically the person who rolls it starts it - the person who has called 'twos' then gets it afterwards.

There is no threes or fours. It just flows from there.

got any twos? (weed, dope etc)

I'm twosed (baked)

TWOS! - order someone to roll a joint.

Im twosing (smoking a joint)

See weed, dope, marijuana, smoking, baking

4.

Originally meaning to roll a cigarrette out of tobacco made from the butts of previous smokes, but ofetn taken to mean sharing a cigarrette. The practice is supposed to have originated in prisons.

1. I ran out of grettes so I'm smoking twos until I find some change

2. (A)Can you twos me blad

(B) Nah, it's my last one

See ciggarette, grette, fag, smoke, cancer, newport, reds, marlboro, mayfair, camel, rizla

5.

An exclamation made to show ownership of a seat in a room. When getting up from one's seat, proclaiming twos leaves this particular spot branded by the one who was sitting in it until they return. Sitting in someone's seat after having called twos often times leads to both physical and verbal attacks. Twos must be called while still touching the seat and is invalid if called while standing up. In the instance that he who called twos is to take a seat anywhere else, twos is immediately cancelled and the seat is once again up for grabs. Twos is not valid if he who calls it leaves in a vehicle with expectations of getting their seat back when they return. One is allowed to take a bathroom break and call twos without the toilet counting as another seat.

Zack: What the hell are you doing in my seat?

Greg: You didn't call twos bro, the seat is mine!

Zack: Bullshit!

*commence fight to the death*

See two, two's, 2's, 2, seat check